time to smoke my breakfast
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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