i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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