For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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