I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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