We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He shit in the fireplace
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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