Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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