After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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