Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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