is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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