Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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