Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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