i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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