so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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