I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
