Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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