Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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