normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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