Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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