There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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