I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize
