Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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