there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize