I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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