I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
