she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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