the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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