I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
if only i could text you this smell
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
jump out the window naked night went bad
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize