Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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