My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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