Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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