Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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