I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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