guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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