Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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