she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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