I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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