I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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