There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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