McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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