it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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