I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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