I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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