real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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