in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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