i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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