I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm like, not good at living.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
