is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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