the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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