Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
