doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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