i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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