By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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