So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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