I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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